Clean sheets everyday...jealous?

My sheets have seen their fair share of vomit, diarrhea, and now urine in the last few weeks! Im not kidding I dont think we have slept in our sheets for more than three days in a row before they get something spewed, leaked, or spread across them and they need to be washed again. Last night was one of the first nights in weeks I was able to fall asleep because I was actually somewhat relaxed. I have been passing out ue to exhaustion or after a couple hours of anxiety. Let me tell ya, hardest part if being a mom is worrying about your kids when you know something is not right. Anyways, since Ive lost some of my mind, I forgot to put eli in a pull up before putting him to bed, our bed, last night. I am awakened at 1:30am in a puddle of my sons urine! He didnt even wake up! I was soaked, he was soaked, and even my husband woke up for a brief moment mentioning he thought he felt a little damp before he fell back asleep. So, here I am again in the middle of the night trying to clean up a mess as quickly as possible so that I can get back to sleep. Ok, strip the boy, put on a pull up, lay down a towel on pee, lay folded sheet on top of towel, replace still sleeping child to patched place on bed, change my shirt, get back into bed, take a big whiff to make sure the urine smell isnt too bad and try to get back to sleep after all of that. Ahhhhh! Perfect! Poor me? Oh no, I get to sleep in between two cuddle bugs on clean sheets tonight:)